Brain in a chair, going nowhere
Stuck in your brain and forgetting to care
Get out of that chair and go get some air
Better start treating your body fair

Mind like a fire, ass like a stone
Can't live on numbers and words alone
So much to remember, so much to forget
And somebody's wrong on the Internet.

Eyes glaze as you're turning a phrase
Limbs fold up as you gaze and gaze
So much stress trying to get things done
Brain in a chair ain't having no fun

Box full of gremlins corrupting the files
I’d think more clearly if I walked a few miles
Waiting two hours for a file to upload
If I can’t finish I’m gonna explode

Haven't had water for twelve solid hours
Riding the wave of my mental powers
All my biology washed down the drain
Nothing left in this chair but a brain

Brain in a chair, going nowhere
Time to stand up and get out of there
Move your body and set yourself free
Go into the bedroom...turn on the TV.

EBone415:
When I’m sitting in the chair for 8 hours a day
My mind gets unclear and I don’t know what to say
Apple and Dell, it’s like I’m in Hell
They keep me chained up, it’s time to rebel
Walk straight through the door, it’s an internet war
Education for all, whether you’re rich or poor
YouTube fame, more books, no user names
Get rid of our passwords, I’m goin’ insane
Turn off your power strip and let’s go for a skip
Let’s stretch our legs and minds, universal space and time

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