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Recorded for a still-unreleased Mekons tribute album, tentatively titled ARSEBOOK, at Ear Candle Productions in 2008-2009. Originally released by the Mekons on the album FEAR AND WHISKEY.


Original lyrics by the Mekons. Davis Jones came up with the idea of replacing "punched and beaten" with "tased and cheated" for our cover version.


from The Full Disclosure Principle Revisited, released March 18, 2017
(Tom Greenhalgh-Jon Langford-Kevin Lycett)



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The Granite Countertops San Francisco, California

The Granite Countertops are dark, whimsical, tender existential action heroes J Neo Marvin and Davis Jones, exploring the outer limits of what a duo can create.

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